Because I can.
Brought back from the dead. By popular demand.
Thanks to Aristotle,
you now know what a fireball is.
Or fire damage. Or fire, as a matter of fact.
you now know what a fireball is.
Or fire damage. Or fire, as a matter of fact.
Aristotle was a smart-ass as you see, but he wasn't the only one. About a hundred years later, a kid was born in Syracuse of Sicily. This kid was named Archimedes. Yeah, that's right, he also happened to be Greek. One of his most famous discoveries is...the one with...the golden...and with....you know what? Fuck it. Let Wikipedia explain it to you:
"The most widely known
That should explain everything. Of course, you know this anecdote very well because you've been hearing it since you were little brats until now when you're fulltime losers, just to remind yourselves that you live a completely worthless and pathetic life. What still amazes you (as much as it used to, in your childhood) is not the complete genius of the theory, no....of course not. The thing that really amazes you still is the fact that after he had his little revelation, he took to the streets naked. Come on, don't fucking lie, you bloody bastard. You can almost see yourself again:
The Teacher: "Archimedes then took to the streets naked, so excited by his discovery that he had forgotten to dress, crying "Eureka!""
You: "Holy Mother of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Did he really? What a nutter!"
And after that you'd think of what did the people around him say. Well, let me tell you what and enlighten you a bit: absolutely frickin' nothing! This was happening in ancient Greece! Do you really think it would've made any difference if he would've just walked out in a toga or a towel? I think people were accustomed enough to seeing each other naked....I don't know....it's just a wild guess....which is a right one, by the way. So stop being so amazed. We'll be back to this bit later.
As you see, Archimedes was also a smart-ass. He invented even more shit that you couldn't possibly wrap you head around. And among those great inventions there's an even greater one, a milestone in humanity's evolution, a key invention that helped us people survive for so long:
"The most widely known
That should explain everything. Of course, you know this anecdote very well because you've been hearing it since you were little brats until now when you're fulltime losers, just to remind yourselves that you live a completely worthless and pathetic life. What still amazes you (as much as it used to, in your childhood) is not the complete genius of the theory, no....of course not. The thing that really amazes you still is the fact that after he had his little revelation, he took to the streets naked. Come on, don't fucking lie, you bloody bastard. You can almost see yourself again:
The Teacher: "Archimedes then took to the streets naked, so excited by his discovery that he had forgotten to dress, crying "Eureka!""
You: "Holy Mother of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Did he really? What a nutter!"
And after that you'd think of what did the people around him say. Well, let me tell you what and enlighten you a bit: absolutely frickin' nothing! This was happening in ancient Greece! Do you really think it would've made any difference if he would've just walked out in a toga or a towel? I think people were accustomed enough to seeing each other naked....I don't know....it's just a wild guess....which is a right one, by the way. So stop being so amazed. We'll be back to this bit later.
As you see, Archimedes was also a smart-ass. He invented even more shit that you couldn't possibly wrap you head around. And among those great inventions there's an even greater one, a milestone in humanity's evolution, a key invention that helped us people survive for so long:
Go ahead. Make my day. I'm watching you.
